The Daily Salt

With a razor-sharp take on everything from media representation to boob sweat, we're keeping you up-to-date on the one-liners and relatable conversations happening online right now. This is your daily fix of laugh-out-loud burns from women who give zero shits telling it how it is.

The Women Of The Internet Have Spoken...

By manwhohasitall17 hours agomanwhohasitall

TODAY'S DEBATE: At what age should male athletes be told to go away and have a baby?...

By BrandyLJensen17 hours agoBrandyLJensen

can’t get over how the first season of the oa ended with them stopping a school shooting with interpretive dance and they just went ahead and made a season two...

By kashanacauley1 day agokashanacauley

We’ve been harder on straws than Donald Trump....

By mujer_goddess2 days agomujer_goddess

So white people can go to our countries to “find themselves” but people from those countries can’t come here for a chance at a better life?...

By DeborahFW5 days agoDeborahFW

Same sex couples are legally married in the UK. Graham Norton & Alan Carr are the kings of TV chat. Sandi Toksvig took over from Sue Perkins on Bake Off. Tan France is our British rep on Queer Eye. Do they REALLY think children...

By suziruffell5 days agosuziruffell

I understand where the parents protesting LGBT+ inclusion are coming from, in year 6 after a project on the Tudors I was Catherine of Aragon for at least two terms....

By salihughes6 days agosalihughes

When I look back at school days, I can think of so many kids who were gay and teased relentlessly. Imagine objecting to teaching those kids, their peers and bullies, that they are fine, and normal, and the same. Why deprive them of...

By jdesmondharris1 week agojdesmondharris

You don't have to write "in the era of " in every piece about women. I promise.

By dinaashersmith1 week agodinaashersmith

Excited to announce that I am going to be a columnist for the + that it comes as part of their wider commitment to women’s sport ♥️this has loads of potential + will hopefully shine light on some incredible sporting feat...

By RachelWenitsky1 week agoRachelWenitsky

TV WRITER (MALE): How do we make the girl character hot hot cool make me hard? OTHER WRITER (MALE): Make her know the names of all da carzzz!! TVW: Should we give her other personality traits? OTVW: No definitely not! TVW: Should she...

By moorehn1 week agomoorehn

If you're a woman with a verified account or a lot of followers, and you've experienced swarms and targeted harassment, here's a reminder to check what lists you're on. Block all list creators you don't know.

By 32BJSEIU1 week ago32BJSEIU

It’s tea time: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ _ \ If you can't afford to / \ pay a living wage, / _ \ you don't have /___ | \ a viable /...

By JenAshleyWright1 week agoJenAshleyWright

Reminder that Mel Gibson hit his ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, told her that he was going to burn her house down and that she deserved to be raped, but it’s cool, because women are just nameless props for men who look like silent...

By tressiemcphd1 week agotressiemcphd

Are men as tired as women? All the women I know are so tired....

By DeAnne_Smith1 week agoDeAnne_Smith

An aggressive guy on our flight called another guy a fag and then me: hey, I’m a fag! the guy behind me: I’m a fag! another guy: we’re all fags!...

By kashanacauley2 weeks agokashanacauley

Now that we have a bunch of male presidential candidates it’s time to see if any of them are likeable....

By Brocklesnitch2 weeks agoBrocklesnitch

Sickened to see you FB and instagram users come crawling back to twitter, disrespecting the hard slog we put in here day after day...

By everywhereist2 weeks agoeverywhereist

THE WRITING PROCESS: *sit for hours staring blankly at my computer* "OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE AND I AM BAD AT EVERYTHING" *realize I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes* *suddenly I am a literary genius and the words are pouring...

By sophwilkinson2 weeks agosophwilkinson

Everyone saying this shitshow is 'an historic' moment but I raise you that time when Lindsay Lohan slagged off Kettering for voting leave, got invited to the Kettering Christmas lights switch-on, accepted the invite and then didn't turn up....

By RepMGS2 weeks agoRepMGS

People ask me all the time about the pace of things in DC. It’s 4:04PM and I just noticed that I have gone an entire day with two different shoes on....

By anne_theriault2 weeks agoanne_theriault

Please stop saying things like “oooh is that your girlfriend/boyfriend” every time a little kid plays with a kid of a different gender. Not only is it embarrassing and heteronormative nonsense, it also teaches boys that the only...

By pearlylondon2 weeks agopearlylondon

I'm not ashamed to admit I have a favorite hob ring. People who deny that they have are lying....

By samlymatters2 weeks agosamlymatters

Women tend to have way more interesting scandals than men. Dudes usually get in trouble because they were horny or they were angry. We get in trouble because we start a fake blood company or pay $500k to get our kid on a rowing team....

By manwhohasitall2 weeks agomanwhohasitall

Dad with a career? Beat stress by snacking on raw veggies, staying hydrated, teaming up with other local dads and dressing for your face shape....

By ashleyn1cole2 weeks agoashleyn1cole

I feel like the best way for these rich moms to make amends to us for this college scandal thing would be for them to pay off my student loans....

By 1followernodad2 weeks ago1followernodad

Omg I just found out that spinster used to be reserved for women 23-26 and that after you turned 26 if you were unmarried you became a.... THORNBACK. How fucking great is that name!?...

By DeborahFW2 weeks agoDeborahFW

Dear Have you considered giving up Brexit for lent? No one could criticise you if you said it was for lent because it’s so Church of Englandy - and nearly everyone secretly wants it.

By aglorios2 weeks agoaglorios

Hi my name is Alex and I'm officially cancer free....

By shaun_jen2 weeks agoshaun_jen

why would girls choose the entitled and misogynistic jocks instead of the quiet nerds, whose attitudes towards women are exactly on par with the jocks but who are less attractive...

By lingerie_addict2 weeks agolingerie_addict

People get soooo uncomfortable when you’re fine with not being likeable. Likeability is supposed to be the ultimate leash, the final way to get you to conform, and when you’re like, “Nah, I’m good,” people honestly don’t know...

By happyth0tz2 weeks agohappyth0tz

do guys understand that most women have experienced a form of sexual assault/harassment/abuse at least once in their lives? y’all know it doesn’t just happen on the news and in the articles right? women are walking around with this...

By lollyadefope2 weeks agolollyadefope

i for one am looking forward to seeing these all female comedy lineups and panels continue throughout the year 🤗...

By bessbell2 weeks agobessbell

That was cute now buckle up for another 364 International Men’s Days!...

By meganamram2 weeks agomeganamram

International women's day was just invented to sell more women...

By NoToFeminism2 weeks agoNoToFeminism

I don't need fimem PLEASE be careful on International Women's Day it's like The Purge and feminists can commit any crimes they want to for 24 hours

By CaroBremer3 weeks agoCaroBremer

when i have to walk through a crowded place like a train station, i look for a tall white man to follow fairly closely so when people move out of their way for him i can profit from his privilege.

By s_m_i3 weeks agos_m_i

If you’re celebrating , please also: - recommend a woman in your office or network for a promotion or opportunity - give all the women on your team a raise because you are, statistically speaking, probably under...

By maggiehendricks3 weeks agomaggiehendricks

Pay women. Hire women. Promote women. I don't need a t-shirt. I don't need a tweet saying how great I am. (I know.) I need a job and money and room for advancement....

By aparnapkin3 weeks agoaparnapkin

in honor of international women’s day, consider not asking a woman what it is like to be a woman in whatever field she chooses to be in...

By Herring19673 weeks agoHerring1967

I haven’t put any trousers on today yet....

By IsabelleOC3 weeks agoIsabelleOC

Pls replace the group photo of the women of your workplace you put on social media with a screenshot of a spreadsheet of everyone's salaries. Thanks....

By Herring19673 weeks agoHerring1967

Just going to make myself a cup of tea - my wife is refusing to wait on me hand and foot for some reason - please try not to do any stupid tweets for five minutes...