The Daily Salt

With a razor-sharp take on everything from media representation to boob sweat, we're keeping you up-to-date on the one-liners and relatable conversations happening online right now. This is your daily fix of laugh-out-loud burns from women who give zero shits telling it how it is.

The Women Of The Internet Have Spoken...

By solomongeorgio12 hours agosolomongeorgio

Next person that asks me where I’m “really” from is getting a large close-up photo of my mother’s vagina....

By aparnapkin13 hours agoaparnapkin

i like texting “a block away” to friends six hours after our coffee date just to show ‘em they picked a real wild card...

By LucyGoesDating17 hours agoLucyGoesDating

A bloke liked my profile on Hinge and he’s tall and ginger and cute so I ’invited him to chat’ and he actually messaged me and is chatting away merrily and what is happening I don’t even understand...

By JenAshleyWright18 hours agoJenAshleyWright

Which movie has the sets you'd most want to live in? I will spoil it for you, it's Midsommar (but less murder.)...

By jesschivers21 hours agojesschivers

Anyone who’s read my book will know I literally skipped away from the childminders listening to Aha (The sun always shines on TV) the first time I left my son. The prospect of two unshackled hours was ecstasy. I was euphoric....

By Helen_Whately1 day agoHelen_Whately

photocall - just a handful of the thousands of supporters gathered here in advance of my Flex Working 10 minute rule bill (which I’m introducing to later today)

By manwhohasitall1 day agomanwhohasitall

"I keep hearing people saying 'camera person' when they could just use the perfectly good, gender-neutral word 'camerawoman'. My friend John is a male camerawoman and he's absolutely fine with it. I rest my case." Claire, CEO...

By JenAshleyWright2 days agoJenAshleyWright

My parents are immigrants. I’m a dual citizen. I’m plenty critical of Trump, but I have never been told to go back to my own country and I never will. Because it’s about race. It has always been about race....

By Helsylindley2 days agoHelsylindley

Hi Late to the party, I know, but I’ve just read “Everywoman”. As a brummie woman in a male dominated industry who is sometimes scared to speak up for fear of sounding like a thick clanger, I could feel my attitude ch...

By JdR_Tech2 days agoJdR_Tech

Feeling privilleged to walk in the footsteps of incredible women in our industry... does a wonderful job of shining a light on amazing role models of our time. Most influential women in UK tech 2019 longlist ⁦

By manwhohasitall2 days agomanwhohasitall

What do you call the male version of a leader?...

By deapoirierbooks3 days agodeapoirierbooks

Inside you are two writers One who wants to write And one who won't get off Twitter 👀...

By rgay3 days agorgay

This young mom was alone pushing a cart full of suitcases and a stroller and so I asked if she needed help and she said yes so I pushed the baby and dragged my suitcase behind me. Her husband was waiting for her so that was good....

By IjeomaOluo3 days agoIjeomaOluo

The beauty of anti-racism is that you don't have to pretend to be free of racism to be an anti-racist. Anti-racism is the commitment to fight racism wherever you find it, including in yourself. And it's the only way forward.

By RepDonBeyer3 days agoRepDonBeyer

Only one of the Members of Congress pictured below was born outside the United States. It’s me, also the only one who was not the subject of a racist tweet by the President today. All of us — including those like and me born ...

By emrazz3 days agoemrazz

How to keep a partner in 6 simple steps: 1. Learn how to feed your goddamn self 2. Be available 3. Don’t tell them what to do 4. Offer something of value 5. Don’t abandon your responsibilities 6. Communicate your needs like a fuckin...

By meganamram3 days agomeganamram

i mean, trump is right, most of those congresswomen are from a country whose government is a complete and total catastrophe...

By Scaachi3 days agoScaachi

female facial hair removal appliances do a whole lot of gymnastics to pretend that they're not actually just razors and you're not actually just shaving your face...

By okayplayer3 days agookayplayer

Report: Lashana Lynch has been cast as the first ever black and female 007 in the upcoming James Bond film:

By callapilla3 days agocallapilla

My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that’s not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren’t getting as much action as our coffee machine. I’m going to need an...

By smidbob3 days agosmidbob

My daughter is very keen on Wonder Woman but still says Wonder Moomin, so I drew the crossover absolutely no-one was waiting for...

By kiripritchardmc5 days agokiripritchardmc

Wrote “dead friends” instead of “dear friends” and have basically sent a threat to some people I love....

By erinbiba1 week agoerinbiba

Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world's leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years...

By TheDweck1 week agoTheDweck

Hello, it is I, a normal man highly invested in trying to make a distinction between teen girls and children, for no reason in particular...

By emrazz1 week agoemrazz

You should not need to have a daughter to understand why men raping teenaged girls is not ok....

By JenAshleyWright1 week agoJenAshleyWright

People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with. It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them. We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for...

By FunnyWomenLynne1 week agoFunnyWomenLynne

We’re building a team of comedy facilitators for our events. We have 2 free bursary places for this Saturday’s Stand Up to Stand Out workshop at . To apply PM me here explaining why you would l...

By Brocklesnitch1 week agoBrocklesnitch

i dont think there should be equal pay in US soccer, the women should get more...

By jamieloftusHELP1 week agojamieloftusHELP

i love the internet which has given me my career and severe body dysmorphia...

By WomeninFootball1 week agoWomeninFootball

Welcome home - and thank you. Thank you for playing a huge part in inspiring the next generation of girls to not let anyone stop them from following their dream. Thank you also, for reminding women of all ages that footbal...

By sannewman2 weeks agosannewman

A lot of white Americans want to think of history as being like fiction: you close the book and it goes away. It doesn't have to have an impact on your life. In reality, history is more like physics. Your world is made of it....

By manwhohasitall1 month agomanwhohasitall

"Look, it's quite simple. Lab tests are done on female animals because male hormones would skew the results. Anyone who doesn't understand this doesn't understand science." Helen, scientist....

By aparnapkin1 month agoaparnapkin

putting earbuds in so it seems like you’re on a call but you just want the freedom to talk to yourself without judgment...

By emrazz1 month agoemrazz

Dudes: toxic masculinity isn’t a thing Also dudes: I know how to feel my feels I’m just not a fucking pussy LOL Also dudes: why don’t feminists care about MALE suicide rates???...

By meganamram1 month agomeganamram

🎶 My neck / my back / my puppy and my cat 🎶...

By lyzl1 month agolyzl

It's summer. The perfect time to remember that in hetero couples the wife is usually the one making up the slack in childcare and our society punishes women in every way for this, while still expecting them to do it....

By rgay1 month agorgay

My ex’s mother told me I was never going to make anything of myself because when she asked me what I wanted to do with my life I said I wanted to write full time. 🤓

By laurenthehough1 month agolaurenthehough

I found a phone by the pool earlier and texted the person who kept texting to let them know I’d found the phone and now TWO people are saying it’s their boyfriend’s and he’s saying don’t give it to one of them but she might lie so fuck...

By manwhohasitall1 month agomanwhohasitall

Is it REALLY possible for men to juggle kids, housework, summer-ready knees, 7 almonds, age defying exercise and a pH balanced penis?...

By jameelajamil2 months agojameelajamil

What the actual fuck I didn’t attack anyone. I politely responded. It is racist as all HELL to paint the brown woman responding civilly to the white woman who has publicly criticized her, as an “attack.” Tired of medi...

By ashleyn1cole2 months agoashleyn1cole

Okay, we should totally be roasting that walking beard for eternity. But can we also talk about how sis jumped up and put her body in front of Senator Harris and said NOT TODAY MAN BUN?...

By meganamram2 months agomeganamram

If you can get the pronouns right for a boat you can get them right for a person...