It’s always a good idea not to stereotype women. We’re not a homogeneous line of paper dolls. But we do understand certain relatable truths. Like how we’re described in fiction. And loving any lifehack that makes our daily lives easier…
SORCHA EGAN | Feb 27 2019 | 1 minute read
1. On road rage
Do not fucking honk at me. If you honk at me or around me I will get out of my car and tell you the plot of titanic and I will even sing the Celine dion song.
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) February 21, 2019
2. On squeaky-clean buddhism
I saw the initials "BDSM" and asked if it was short for "Buddhism" how is your day going
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) February 19, 2019
3. On the circle of life
4. On living in the moment
Calm down about me not answering your email in a day. This used to be all stamps and envelopes, folks! Slow the fuck down. 🤓
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) February 21, 2019
5. On ‘literature’
Men writing women characters: She was beautiful but didn’t know it. She was 5’7 and 101 pounds. Her feet were size 3. Her hat size was Infant. She’d never thrown up, even once. Her periods lasted 45 minutes. Her top was see-through.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) February 17, 2019
6. On stage fright
7. On being an entitled millennial
Shocking: Young people don’t want to cancel the Earth https://t.co/235ToCpTyq
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) February 13, 2019
8. On MAGA hats
Flight attendant: ‘Ma’am, are you willing and able to assist in case of an emergency?’
— Dana Goldberg (@DGComedy) February 20, 2019
Me: ‘It depends who they voted for.’
9. On the Marie Kondo effect
10. On not being the best version of you
Am I the most attractive woman out there ? Of course not. But do I have a good personality ? Well, no. But do I wake up every day and try to be the best person that I can be ? Also no.
— Un Poco Loco (@Bexyful) February 24, 2019
11. On the mansplain paradox
what straignt men wanted in 1979: women who like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) February 23, 2019
what straight men want in 2019: must be ten times hotter than me but NOT know it. can fit entire meatball sub in mouth but NOT in a slutty way. SIZE TWO. LOVES sex but is a VIRGIN.
12. On oscar-level weirdness
Humans give little gold humans out to other humans who pretend to be other humans the best
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 24, 2019